"Mall people come and go, small people they just don't know"

Went to the mall and learned some new things--girls wear uncannily short skirts and shorts in summer; there are a lot of old people there; small children love to stare at you; standing in a window pretending to be a mannequin earns the attention of all these people and more. And that's exactly what I did. Stood in a window for a good hour and a half pretending to be a mannequin. Most fun I've had in forever!